Audrina Patridege from "the Hills" is also in this month’s Maxim, and apparently they didn’t like her because there had to be a way to use pictures where her eyes weren’t doing that thing they do. Where it looks like they’re roiling back in her head. God that's creepy. Her body is fantastic but ... the eyes. She looks like the sexiest thing that just got pulled out of a river.
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I know you can’t really tell by the thumbnails, but there’s some poser idiot fag in every one of these pictures. What I’m saying is, put your pants back on, for now. You can still whack-off to these later if you choose; I just want you to make an informed decision. A lot of accidents happen because people get cocky and start masturbating before they know all the facts.
who: Audrina Patridge. when: 10/05/08. where: Santa Monica
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These are more pictures from the set of Audrina Patridge in Vegas. So they’re 100 percent the same pictures, but now they show here doing different things. Like in the old ones she was holding a drink in her left hand. In these she holds a drink in her right. Needless to say, it was with breathless excitement that I rushed to get these online ASAP. I hope my server can handle the traffic.
who: Audrina Patridge. when: 09/27/08. where: Don't you just wanna punch people who say Vegas Baby, Vegas.
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Audrina Patridge was in Vegas at the MGM pool with her sister and hundred of other sexy whores. Years from now, scientists will refer to these images as Ground Zero for 18 new STD’s.
who: Audrina Patridge. when: 09/27/08. where: Las Vegas
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Considering how often she's been naked or practically naked, seeing Audrina Patridge with clothes on is anti-climactic at best, but at least she was nice enough to wear clothes that fit like the band around a barrel.
who: Audrina Patridge. when: 09/17/08. where: Los Angeles
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When you’ve seen someone naked as many times as we’ve seen Audirna naked (like this, or this), seeing her in a pool or under a surfboard is a huge step backwards. I’m desensitized to her frolicking. These two better start throwing ice cream at each other and giggling immediately.
who: Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad. when: 08/26/08. where: Hawaii
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Audrina Patridge spends more time in a bikini than anyone I’ve ever seen. Which is frustrating because she’s so close to being naked. Maybe she and I can compromise and she could walk around topless. That seems reasonable.
who: Audrina Patridge. when: 08/20/08/ where: Malibu. (note: as always, click the thumbnail to enbiggen, then click the picture that opens to extra embiggen)
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I'm not sure what it is Audrina Patridge does for a living, but I’m pretty sure she’s doing it here. Ta-da!
who: Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad. when: 08/17/08. where: Malibu
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These pictures of Audrina are oddly intimate. But this entire set is weird. I think they were taken at the SoCal Faggity Hat Wearing Championships. Then they filled the back of a pickup truck with water and shoved 1800 people in there. Let the battle begin!
who: Audrina Patridge. when: 08/06/08. where: Los Angeles
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I’m not to first to point out how weird Audrinas eyes are. It's like they’re on upside down. Luckily she has big implants and never wears a bra. Unluckily her stupid hair gets in the way most of the time. I read on IMDb that she wants to have sex with me. No, not really. I’m not gonna lie to you, I made that up.
UPDATE - moved the old pics because they looked weird here. the topless bikini stuff is now here, the naked playboy audition here.
who: Audrina Patridge. when: 08/02/08. where: the T Mobile Event, Los Angeles
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