I can’t tell what book Jessica Alba is reading here, but if it’s a book of spells so guys won't get erections while staring at her ass, it's not working. At all.
who: Jessica Alba. when: 09/24/08. where: Mexico
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Jessica Alba is still in Mexico today, on what looks to be the exact same beach she made famous three years ago. This time she’s with her husband Cash Warren and LA Clippers guard Baron Davis. Cash and Baron are good friends, if you were wondering. They went to high school together for one thing, and also Baron played ball at UCLA, just as Cashs father, actor Michael Warren, did. Michael won three rings while playing beside Lew Alcindor and under legend John Wooden. Baron never won anything, except for just now, when he was awarded my seething hatred fueled by rage inducing jealousy.
who: Jessica Alba. when: 09/23/08. where: Mexico. picture source = Splash News Online (remeber to click on the picture that opens to go to UHQ)
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Jessica Alba gave birth to baby girl on June 4, yet already looks amazing again in a bikini. Here she is over the weekend in Mexico, in pictures that look very much like the ones taken there almost exactly three years ago. She spends a lot of time down there, maybe because she’s half-Mexican, half-white. In a related story, I made an Asian girl half-white this weekend when I banged her.
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It's just amazing that Jessica Alba now has huge tits. She was hot before, obviously, but now things have moved to a whole new level. It's almost dangerous. Like putting Hitlers brain inside a 12 foot bear.
who: Jessica Alba. when" 09/14/08. where: Los Angeles
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On one hand, this almost has to be photoshoped because the first time I ever saw it was when it showed up in the inbox 30 minutes ago, and Evangeline Lilly is way too big a star to be doing stuff like this. It’s flawless, but so is the Alba one, and that's obviously fake. On the other hand, Lilly is a crazy hippy, so maybe this kind of thing is no big deal for her. Luckily for me and my penis, I couldn’t care less either way. The idea of a picture is to show what things look like. This is what Kate from Lost would look like if she happily pulled her pants off. That’s good enough for me. Same way with implants. I’m just here to look; I’m not doing an autopsy for Christ’s sake.
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Jessica Albas MILF boobs are still bouncing around quite nicely, but even more amazing is her husband, who looks more simian than ever. We could replace him with a tall smart monkey for a week and I’d bet you 100 million dollars she wouldn’t notice.
who: Jessica Alba. when: 08/16/08. where: Los Angeles
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On August 1, 2005, you got to see Jessica Albas ass while she adjusted her bikini. And basically everything has been downhill ever since.
who: Jessica Alba. when: 08/01/05. where: Los Cabos, Mexico (way more after the jump)
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Jessica Alba was out and about in LA yesterday, and her new giant mom rack led the way. The amazing thing here is that you can sort of see her chest, even though she’s wearing a bra. And that thing is serious. Look at the clasp on that thing. It's like those big giant buckles pilgrims had on their hats. You could hang a pig with that bra.
who: Jessica Alba, when: 7/30/08, where: Los Angeles
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Jessica Alba was essentially perfect before, but then she had a little girl and her chest pretty much doubled in size. The only way for her to get any better now is if it turns out she can fly.
who: Jessica Alba, when: 8/25/08, where: Beverly Hills
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I've recently fallen in love with Prada and now I can't stop drooling over all their bags. Here's Jessica Alba out and about with her silver Prada bag. I tried to find a good picture of it but I got lazy so you'll just have to squint and try to make it out in the bottom right corner.
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