I think we're close enough by now that I can admit I don’t find Gisele Bundchen all that attractive. She's all sharp angles and bones. It would be like humping a chain link fence.
who: Gisele Bundchen. when: 10/21/08. where: Santa Monica, CA.
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Jessica Simpson promoted her new perfume at Dillard’s over the weekend. And, of course, she brought her dog. What a cliché. Perfume promotion is all the same. It’s all girls in frumpy dresses and little weezing dogs, but I guess you go with what works. I bet this was a big success.
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These pictures don’t show Nicolette Sheridan in a bikini, like she was all last week, but they do show her running down the beach in skin tight clothes, so she’s still a hero in my book. My book is called, Girls I'd Like To Bang.
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Angelina Jolie was on the Today show this morning, and even in crappy pictures taken behind a window, she’s just impossibly good looking. I wish I had known she was gonna be there. Because I could have gone down there and brought something she would like, like an African kid holding a dove or something. And then she’d be all like, awww. And then we’d do it.
who: Angelina Jolie. when: 10/16/08. where: New York City. more pictures after the cut.
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Bar Refaeli made an appearance at the Hurley Art Chest in West Hollywood last night, and I don’t know if that’s a prestigious thing or not, but I think it was cool of her to bring her pot dealer. That Bar, she seems alright.
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Singer Delta Goodrem is a big deal in her home of Australia, but she's trying to make it in the U.S. as well, and so she rang the opening bell on Wall Street yesterday as part of a press tour. Then trading began and the Dow immediately jumped 382.23 points (over 4 percent) in the first five minutes. Coincidence? Umm, well, yes, probably. But so what? Holy crap this girl is hot. If you got a close up of my heart today, all you would see is a rainbow and inside my head would just be Snoopy dancing.
who: Delta Goodrem. when:10/14/08. where: New York City
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The Pussycat Dolls are in Sydney, Australia today to do a concert for the Aussie version of the Today Show. And I don’t know what’s going on with them but I guess they have all new members. All I know for sure is that my penis would jump through a ring of fire to get to the redhead.
who: Pussycat Dolls. when: 10/15/08. where: Australia. picture source = Splash News Online
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Eva Mendes is still working for Calvin Klein, doing appearances and promotions to promote his lingerie and bedding line. This afternoon she was at the world famous Harrods department store. She signs autographs and takes pictures and answers fans questions. The most popular question? "Could you please move, you’re blocking that poster".
who: Eva Mendes. when: 10/14/08. where: London
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The ever hip and cool and trendy Maxim magazine has Stacy Keibler on the cover of this months issue, in what is sure to be the sexiest photo shoot of 2001. Kudos to you, Maxim. Next month: an interview with the "Wazzzzzzup" guys.
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Gisele Bundchen shot a music video yesterday with director Kevin Connolly on Melrose Avenue for 'Black Cowboy'. I have no idea what that is by the way. Or who that is. Is that what the kids are into these days, Black Cowboy? Is that what’s going on on the streets? It sounds like a drink a slutty sorority girl would drink.
who: Gisele Bundchen. when: 10/09/08. where: Los Angeles. picture source = Splash News Online
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