tara reid is sad
October 21st, 2008
You would make this face too if you looked like Tara Reid does in a bikini.
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of course it's tara reid
October 20th, 2008
It would be easy to call Tara Reid disgusting and point out she has no right to make us look at her in a bikini. And fun too. So here I go. Tara Reid is disgusting and has no right to make us look at her in a bikini. I can’t even begin to guess how she could look so bad, so young. She has the cellulite of a 90-year-old woman. You normally only see this sort of thing in fairy tales with talking mice and witches who trick young girls into eating cursed apples.
(like, a hundred more pictures after the cut)
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it must be love
October 20th, 2008
Italian fashion legend Roberto Cavali spent the weekend on the beach with his girlfriend. I don’t know her name, but she seems like a great gal. Very open-minded. Having tons of money is apparently a good way to get hot young girls to sleep with you. Just between you and me, pointing a gun at them works pretty well too.
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why. just why.
October 17th, 2008
Tara Reid hit the beach today in a bikini that says "Lucky Girl" on the straps. And she can listen to her straps and their lies if she chooses, but to me it seems ironic considering that suit shows off her horrific plastic surgery. It's like her surgeon did the work on her chest and stomach in the dark while balancing on a ball and with mittens on his hands.
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now this is more like it - UPDATE
October 14th, 2008
The last time we saw Nicolette Sheridan, she had on this big frumpy wrap that hid her kick ass body. And it sucked. Yesterday was much better. I think the message here is, hot girls should wear very few clothes. I assumed that to be true before, but now the data is in, and the numbers don’t lie. (UPDATE - now with more pics)
who: Nicolette Sheridan. when: 10/13/08. where: Malibu, CA.
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teh acting is srs bzns
October 14th, 2008
Kelly Brook opened last night in the stage play comedy, “Fat Pig”, on Londons West End. It's getting poor reviews, although I can't imagine why. Look at that fancy set. It looks like they do the play at the Sears portrait studio.
who: Kelly Brook. where: London. when: 10/13/08
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audrina in maxim
October 12th, 2008
Audrina Patridege from "the Hills" is also in this month’s Maxim, and apparently they didn’t like her because there had to be a way to use pictures where her eyes weren’t doing that thing they do. Where it looks like they’re roiling back in her head. God that's creepy. Her body is fantastic but ... the eyes. She looks like the sexiest thing that just got pulled out of a river.
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LC exclusive - is charlize naked?
October 9th, 2008
Charlize Theron and her mom are in Mexico today for a quick vacation, and maybe I'm seeing what I want to see, but I think Charlize might be naked in the first two pics. Which seems dangerous. Don't get too sexy in Mexico. The combination of perverts, plentiful date rape drugs and no capable law enforcement come together to form a forced-penetration powder keg. According to the US Bureau of Statistics, 64 percent of all rape stories now begin with, "I was on vacation in Mexico...". Although "rape" is an ugly word. My defense attorney and I prefer the term, "non-consensual relations".
who: Charlize Theron. when: 10/09/08. where: Los Cabos, Mexico. picture source = Splash News Online
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angela lindvall is shy
October 9th, 2008
Angela Lindvall did a shoot yesterday in the middle of Manhattan in nothing but a ridiculously small bikini, some pumps and, sometimes, a coat. It was an event many 14-year-old boys are now refering to as, The Most Amazing Thing I've Ever Seen.
(way way more pictures after the cut)
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kendra is a good judge
October 6th, 2008
Kendra Wilkinosn of "Girls Next Door" was down in the Bahamas this weekend to judge a bikini contest with one of her hot ass friends. It can be confusing, so I’ve helpfully provided some closed captioning for the hearing impaired:
SO … AWESOME.
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